I wake in a sweat, pyjamas stuck to my back. I’ve just had the most vivid dream of my life. For some reason I went to a fantastic party in a remote country village. Everyone was dolled up and looking sensational. In addition to being the belle of the ball, I was being twirled around the dance floor by a drop dead gorgeous man. Then the clock struck twelve and I had to run all the way home with a plastic bag full of nappies. When I got home I realized I’d left my baby behind a grey stonewall somewhere in the country. The police are incredulous that I can’t remember which wall! Thank God it was just a dream.
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