Now I don’t want to make a mountain out of a molehill but I have definitely expanded on top. I’m sure I didn’t sleep walk to the nearest plastic surgeon last night and demand silicon implants. I like my new shape but I’m not entirely gone on the blue cheese vein effect.
Hitherto, I have not been exactly flatchested but if I tell you I skip the section on fashion pages about how to minimize your cleavage, you’ll get the picture. I didn’t think anyone else would notice my new buxom shape but as I walked around town at lunchtime a definite trend emerged. Men fixate on my chest and then guiltily look away when I catch their eyes. This has never happened to me before and I’m enjoying the novelty.
I am no longer throwing up, hurrah! I still get nauseous when I’m tired or hungry. The only way to get relief is to keep grazing. As a result, I am piling on the pounds and it’s getting tougher to close the top button on my jeans. For once I am delighted to get up on the scales and see my weight soar…no guilt!
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Glad you found yourself a simple treatment for morning sickness. Keep it up, and enjoy your pregnancy. I'm sure you'll make a good mum.
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